Since 2011

Have you seen this swamp donkey?

Candid photo of the swamp donkey in his natural habitat: a diner booth, studying the menu.
Fig. 1 — actual photograph. Last confirmed sighting: a diner, studying the specials.

Distinguishing features: majestic. Unmistakable. You’d know.

If sighted: do not approach. Simply ask him if he’s seen the swamp donkey.

REWARD: our eternal vigilance continues.

Report sightings to: the group chat. You know the one.